Calm The Fuck Down Tea

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Having a stressful day? Anxiety have you in its grasp? You should Calm The Fuck Down! This lovely tea blend is curated specifically to reduce anxiety WITHOUT MAKING YOU DROWSY! Our tulsi tea base has lavender, chamomile, and jasmine flowers folded in, and smells amazingly floral. St Johns wort, catnip, and ashwaganda root soothe, while frankincense elevates your mood to new levels!

Each bag of our tea is hand blended, guaranteeing that you receive the exact right amount of every single ingredient that we have chosen for the right flavor. 9 tablespoons of tea promise 20+ cups!

Brewing instructions: 1TSP of loose herb per cup of boiling water (plus one for the pot if you are doing a large batch!) steeped for five minutes, enjoy.

Warning:  Use herbs with caution.  It is recommended that you consult with a qualified healthcare practitioner before working with or ingesting any herbs, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.

Legal Stuff:  We make no actual claims nor guarantee any supernatural or magical or medicinal qualities for any product.  The names and alleged powers are gathered from books, folklore, and various occult sources.  Not evaluated by the FDA.

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