Calm The Fuck Down Tea

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Having a stressful day? Anxiety have you in its grasp? You should Calm The Fuck Down! This lovely tea blend is curated specifically to reduce anxiety WITHOUT MAKING YOU DROWSY! Our tulsi tea base has lavender, chamomile, and jasmine flowers folded in, and smells amazingly floral. Catnip, St Johns wort, catnip, and ashwaganda root soothe, while frankincense elevates your mood to new levels!

Each bag of our tea is hand blended, guaranteeing that you receive the exact right amount of every single ingredient that we have chosen for the right flavor. 9 tablespoons of tea promise 20+ cups! Because each batch is hand blended upon order, this item is only available through our website, but please use coupon code PICKUP if you want to skip shipping and grab it in the shop!

Brewing instructions: 1TSP of loose herb per cup of boiling water (plus one for the pot if you are doing a large batch!) steeped for five minutes, enjoy.

If pregnant, consult medical professional before use.